Winner of the 2024 Nero Book Awards Non Fiction. 'I tore through this hilarious, smart, sad, revealing book' - Bob Odenkirk 'Funny, sharp and has incredible clarity' - Jon Ronson'An absolute riot. I'm literally going to read it again once I've finished, and I'm a miserable bastard...it's a belter' - FRANKIE BOYLE
A summary of my book:
 
1. I'm diagnosed with autism 20 years after telling a doctor I had it.

2. My terrible Catholic childhood: I hate my parents etc.
 
3.My friendship with an elderly man who runs the corner shop and is definitely not trying to groom me. I get groomed.
 
4.Homelessness.
 
5. Stripping.

6. More stripping but with more nervous breakdowns.
 
7.I hate everyone at uni and live with a psycho etc.
 
8. REDACTED as too spicy.

9. After everyone tells me I don't look autistic, I try to cure my autism and get addicted to Xanax.
 
10.REDACTED as too embarrassing.